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Joke of the Day

"Today, I was thinking about the expression 'revenge is a dish best served cold'. Then I considered 'revenge is sweet'. I've come to the conclusion that revenge is ice cream."

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles. (read it out loud if you do not get it)."

"Does putting ketchup on everything affect your credit score?"

"Why were people angry wen the chiken crossed the rd? Cus he looked one way, then another way after."

"Imagine if a guy with a stutter was named History because History repeats himself"

"Going fishing with my mates who all have the flu. I hope I catch something!"

"What's a feminist's favorite rapper? Feminem"

"According to the CDC, the leading cause of death in 2016 was having a career in the 80's that brought you any level of fame"

"during my morning commute i like to make the ""roll down your window"" gesture to the car next to me then yell ""DID YOU POOP YET TODAY?"""

"I slept with a girl who was so fat I had to roll her around in flour to find the wet spot"