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Joke of the Day
"You'r mum... ...is so **poor** she can't even pay attetntion."
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"*Tweets funniest tweet ever *Dies laughing *Over 6 billion die laughing *Germany and Russia survive *Coz nobody left to explain the joke"
"What's black on top and white on the bottom? RAPE."
"Russian Joke Parents got shot, children got shot, friends got shot... Joke over back to field."
"OK THERE. DID I PASS YOUR STUPID SOBRIETY TEST YET? Cop: Sir, you're still laying on the ground where you fell down."
"Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands"
"There are 10 types of people in this world... Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who didn't expect this joke to be in base 3."
"I'm straight, but I'm not ""wouldn't spoon with George Clooney"" straight."
"I was going to work this morning and sat across from a really hot Thai girl on the train. I kept blushing and sweating and thinking ""Please don't get a hard-on"". But she did."
"Anatomy joke What muscle is most responsible for lateral rotation of the neck? The gluteus maximus"