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Joke of the Day
"If I buy a cardigan, and then I buy another cardigan Am I buying a cardiganagain?"
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"Whats green and smells like bacon? Kermit's dick."
"A man bets his wife that she can't make him happy and mad at the same time She says, ""Your dick is bigger than all your friends' dicks!"""
"Some girl just caught me staring at her crotch so I gave her two thumbs up. She only deserved one, but it's the holidays and shit."
"Did you hear about the prostitute who got fired for going on strike? She just didn't give a fuck."
"Statistics say that 60% of women take medication for mental illness, Which means 40% aren't taking their medication."
"What do you call a Mexican boxing match? Juan v Juan"
"My desires are... unconventional. (Hands you a phone and makes you call my boss and quit my job for me)"
"How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None. He fell."
"ME: i need a loan so i can build a robot army to take over the world with BANKER: what M: oops i meant 'with which to take over the world'"