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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros? Elephino"
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"What does the average drummer get on an IQ test? Drool."
"Some people are flirting with my delete & block button."
"What do you call colorful secret police? The RGB"
"What the lifelong atheist said when he reached the Pearly Gates. I'll be damned!"
"What's worse than a pedophile? A fucking pedophile."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Coda ! Coda who ? Coda paint !"
"What did the cannibal ask for in his burrito? Human beans"
"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a $1.70 a packet and deer nuts are under a buck"
"[During Sex] ""Hurry up, this isn't really my house."""