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Joke of the Day
"Teacher: Can you tell me something important that didn't exist 100 years ago ? Pupil: Me !"
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"Does Robbie Williams like decimals and percentages? No, he's loving angles instead."
"What kind of bear dissolves in water? A polar bear."
"I'm so tired, I just typed a tweet into my GPS. It responded with directions to my day job."
"What do you call a skinny person that identifies as obese? A trans fat"
"If you have Alzheimer's, look on the bright side... ...at least you can hide your own Easter Eggs."
"Always be yourself... Unless you run into one of your exes... Then... Be a WAY more successful version of yourself..."
"How many vampires does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they prefer the dark."
"In Hell, you cannot peel off the colors on a Rubik's Cube to solve it"
"Animal sounds Cats go meow Rats go squeak Dogs go woof Pigs go ""Put your hands on your fucking head unless you wanna be shot in your fucking skull!"""