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Joke of the Day

"What does the average drummer get on an IQ test? Drool."

"I thought about marrying my mom... but Oedipus wrecked it for me."

"Break up by making swimming motion arms every time they want to hold hands."

"Jesus' crucifixion was a success... They totally nailed it!"

"Q: What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile? A: An animal that talks your head off."

"How do you interrupt a Redditor's winning streak? The Game"

"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? To avoid being confused with feminists."

"What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a javelin through her neck."

"What do you call an Itallian hooker? A pasta-tuite!"

"I wanna see some BUTTS on da dance floor! ONLY butts. Detached from their owners, just kinda in a pile. In the middle. Nice. Good butt pile."