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Joke of the Day
"What does the average drummer get on an IQ test? Drool."
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"My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles elbow"
"If I had a dollar for everytime I got laid... I'd be a prostitute."
"I've Got a Surprise for you! says the excited girl friend. ""abort it"" he reply's."
"I told my friend to stop telling jokes about the Abominable Snowman Yeti still does"
"A warlock cursed me to forever be standing in line behind people trying to remember the name of a movie, and I know exactly what movie it is"
"Hey baby, is your father a thief because he stole the stars and he put them in your eyes and also my TV is missing."
"Looking at all the post on my news feed, it is very hot today. News Flash people, it is summertime. That is what happens in summer months. Keep me posted in January also when it is cold out. Thanks"
"[wife gets home & sees shit on the rug] What's this? ""It was Rover he w.."" *dog makes throat slice gesture* ""It was me. I shit on the rug"""
"What do a fag and a parrot have in common? Shit on their stick"