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Joke of the Day
"Steve Irwin died as he lived... With animals in his heart."
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"You call what I just did walking into a wall. I call it looking for walls I can pass through and marking that one off the list."
"Why is women's soccer so rare? It's quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit."
"Riding in the car with a chiropractor... ... when he clearly takes the wrong exit. I ask why and he says... ""I'm not driving us under there! You wanna get carpool tunnel syndrome!?"""
"- grabs leash - grabs phone - takes dog out for walk - pulls out phone - checks Twitter - walks dog to South America"
"How did Mark Zuckerberg meet Miley Cyrus? Social net twerking"
"How long does it take to cook a baby in a microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating."
"TEAM DEATHMATCH Comment if you understand the reference."
"What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden? Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'"
"Why do black people have white hands and feet? Because everyone has a little bit of good in them."