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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Algy ! Algy who ! Algy-bra !"
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"Why did the piglets do badly in school? They were all slow loiners."
"i jacked off into the toilet and tried to flush but the cum seems to always stay afloat..... well,what do you know...... I got great swimmers!!!"
"please tell me that when we defeat ISIS they will have to become WASWAS"
"Priests should not have to live in a state of forced celibacy, but be free to marry and let celibacy slowly descend upon them the usual way."
"What do jews and people of GTA have in common? You get chased if you have a star"
"The Notebook (2004) A stranger harasses a nursing home resident with stories about people she doesn't know (PG-13 2hr 3min)"
"What's the world's longest sentence? .... I do."
"Now that I think about it, I probably didn't need glasses for my butt. I guess hindsight is 20/20"
"Government confiscated all the syrup from a syrup factory. Owner of the factory says, ""Why do you need all this syrup?"" The government worker says: ""That's mollasified."""