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Joke of the Day

"""GET IT!?"" * ""Knock knock"" * ""Who's there?"" * ""Interrupting time traveler."" * ""Interrupting time traveler, who?"""

"How do you know your sister has started her period? Your Dad's dick tastes like blood"

"I was recently asked how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently ""Through a window"" is not the correct answer! thanks user/TheLuckyBarkeep"

"Doctor doctor I keep trying to get into fights. And how long have you had this complaint? Who wants to know?"

"A terrible plane crash occurred in Lithuania last week. A two-seater airplanecrash landed in a cemetery and exploded. They've recovered 300 bodies so far,and they're still digging them up."

"Q: Where do ghosts live? A: At the dead end."

"Why Trump is the most religious president in United States history? He got Every Juan praying!"

"What is the difference between unlawful and illegal? One is against the law and the other is sick bird."

"The England team won't be voting in the referendum They can never find the box let alone put a cross in it."

"*holds flashlight under chin Me: suddenly the mystery of... Son: haha Dad has like 3 chins *drops flashlight Me: SANTA CLAUS IS FAKE!!"