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Joke of the Day

"As an Asian, puberty doesn't hit us... our parents do."

"Did you hear about my cruel psychic Maths teacher called Moe who's great with a sniper rifle? He's a mean medium, Moe, with range."

"Q: Why do rugby fans eat up the sport? A: Because it is 'scrum'-ptious."

"7y:why are you putting make up on? Me:to look nicer 7y:when does it start working?"

"Grammar is: 1. How we structure our sentences. 2. Grandpa's wife. Some of you will pick number two."

"What does Dwight Schrute have in common with Greece A bunch of dead beets."

"What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber? Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scalar."

"I forget what I used to do with my arms before I got my iPhone. Did I hang them down by my side? Straight above my head? I really forget."

"Dad do you remember your first blowjob? Dad: Hell yes! Son: How did it taste? Dad: Get out."

"Irrational fear 807: being spoken to by a comedian during their performance. I would die a thousand proverbial deaths and a single real one."