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Joke of the Day
"Dad do you remember your first blowjob? Dad: Hell yes! Son: How did it taste? Dad: Get out."
Next Joke
"What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college? Bison"
"A goose walks into a cafe. He says, ""I want a burger, fries, and coke. Put it on my bill."""
"""I must go,"" said my friend. ""Why?"" I asked. He said, ""I need to feed my baby hamsters."" I said, ""That's no way to raise a child."""
"Gonna teach a bunch of old white guys the word ""bae"" so teens stop thinking it's cool and it goes away forever."
"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist!"
"Girl, you must be Saint Peter... Cuz you've denied me three times already."
"This morning I woke up confused and in the dark. Then it dawned on me."
"What do you call an elderly vampire? Grampire."
"10 just informed me that exercising releases inner-dolphins. If that's not a reason to exercise, then I don't know what is."