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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about my cruel psychic Maths teacher called Moe who's great with a sniper rifle? He's a mean medium, Moe, with range."

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"Lorena Bobbit and Jeffery Dahmer This is an old one... What did Jeff say to Lorena after she cut her husband's penis off? You gonna eat that?"
"Why do cannibal children go to the hospital? Because their mothers told them to eat their vegetables."
"How do you know you've been making too many jokes? When the wordplay becomes wordwork."
"CHRISTMAS TIP: When your kid starts asking questions about whether Santa is real, just tell him to shut up."
"When you're with the right person, you feel the perfect balance of happy and horny."
"Someday when I run out of comic books, I'd like to try this sex with girls I've been hearing about."
"She told me she'd do anything for 20 bucks. Guess who just got his Mustang washed."
"My dad's TV volume is always set at ""screw the neighbors""."
"What's a slut's favorite color? Whorange"