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Joke of the Day

"What does Dwight Schrute have in common with Greece A bunch of dead beets."

"Put the punchline in the title. How do you ruin a good joke?"

"Can someone tell me that Johnny go deeper joke from 15 years ago? I was in middle school and can't remember it completely."

"Judge: You need supervision. Me: [Imagines toasting toast at a slightly increased rate with laser eyes] YES! Do it now robed wizard."

"One thing that really annoys me is everything."

"I was at work trying to come up with a joke about drills bits... ...but they were all too boring."

"Ladies: If he's right handed, and you find the mouse to the left of the computer monitor, there is only one explanation. Sorry Guys."

"""Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous"" ""I see a lot of new faces in here this week and i just have to say I'm really disappointed"""

"[offensive] what do you call a white outlet White power"

"I'm still upset they never let me bunt in tball."