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Joke of the Day

"Why can't iron oxide get a date? Porque es FeO Little bilingual chemistry joke for you guys."

"What do you call a Deer with... No eyes?: **No idea** No eyes and no legs?: **Still no idea** No eyes and no legs, having sex? **Still f*cking no idea** And where do you find it? **Where you left it**"

"Every day is a new day. For someone with Alzheimer's or Dementia."

"Two mice were chewing on a film roll ..when one of them says: *I think the book was better*"

"Why can't you feel photons? Because they are light."

"How do you organize a party in outer space? You planet. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; ...I'll show myself out."

"I like my women like my salad Undressed"

"What sex position gives birth to the ugliest children? Ask your parents."

"SNL contacted me about being a writer, and I was like ""Pfft. I got my own gig"" and they were like ""BEEP BEEP BEEP"" because my alarm went off"

"Three New Yorkers are sitting at a bar... I only know this because they won't shut the fuck up about being from New York."