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Joke of the Day

"They found a hole in the wall at the University's girl's locker room. The police are looking into it."

"Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach? Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan."

"""Well well well if it isn't the guy I'm stalking."" ""Get out of my hamper."""

"The John Deere manure spreader It's the only product the company won't stand behind"

"I used to be in a band called The Prevention We hoped people would say we were better than The Cure."

"Eating broccoli is a lot like anal sex... If you're forced to have it as a kid, it's less enjoyable when you're an adult."

"There are three kinds of people in this world. Those who are good at math, and those who aren't."

"If I was a magician I'd ask someone in the audience for a $20 bill and then just run away. You could prob make like $40 doing that."

"Got pulled over while doing calculus in my car last night Cop said I was deriving over the limit."

"two pedophiles talking... I was with this girl last night.... how old is she? she is three... YUCK, that walks... sorry"