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Joke of the Day

"[Crossword] 7 across) Person you work with, 9 letters COWORKER 21 down) Person you hate, 9 letters COWORKER"

"If I were an old Chinese man I would never say anything, just nod and laugh strategically to freak people out"

"A black guy and a white guy fall from a tree. Who hits the ground first? Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?"

"Probably already been done but... What is wrong with a humorless person? A broken funny bone. I'll leave now."

"How do you get a hippie pregnant? Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest."

"Every now and then, getting lost means finding your way."

"I'm really upset that Vine is getting shut down, because I won't be able to use the phrase, ""do it for the Vine"" anymore... ""Do it or I'll fucking kill you"" just doesn't have the same ring to it."

"What does a horny toad say? Rub it"

"Sometimes when I'm feeling lonely, I write a letter to a prison inmate to tell them how much better my life is than theirs."

"A Recent Study Found That... ...Christian women tend to become atheists after marriage. I don't find that surprising. After marriage, a woman does lose faith in a man's ability to come a second time."