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Joke of the Day
"What came first, the Chicken or the Egg? That depends on which one you had for starters"
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"What is the favorite school topic of Karma Whores? Derivatives"
"My dad walked in while I zoomed in on Street fighter Dad: ""Damn son, that girl has some big 'ol titties!"" Me: ""Dad.......thats E. Honda"""
"ME{from upstairs}: Honey, I'm gonna take a Buble bath WIFE: You mean bubble bath, dear ME: Right MICHAEL BUBLE: Are you getting in or what?"
"What sort of soup do men make most often after sex? Split pee soup. (I made it up. I'm sorry.)"
"Does the employee manual say I CAN'T set up my camping tent inside my cubicle? No? Then please step outside & zip the door up behind you."
"Doctor, reaching for a piece of paper: ""Are you on any meds?"" Me: ""You might want to grab a notebook."""
"Why didn't the lazy guy have sex? Because his dick was just too hard"
"There are only three types of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can't."
"I thought my wife was super pissed at me, but it turns out she was only ""disappointed"" in me. Thank God, I definitely dodged a bullet there"