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Joke of the Day

"Does the employee manual say I CAN'T set up my camping tent inside my cubicle? No? Then please step outside & zip the door up behind you."

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"Did you hear about the truck full of blueberries that crashed on the highway? It caused a traffic jam."
"I used to be in a band called Missing Cat'. You probably saw our posters."
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"I'm on a seafood diet I sea food and I eat it."