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Joke of the Day

"Does the employee manual say I CAN'T set up my camping tent inside my cubicle? No? Then please step outside & zip the door up behind you."

"Wife sneezed... ... and told me she was allergic to my hotness. My response: so do you break out in sex?"

"What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard? Edward Snowed In"

"Went to see the worst faith healer ever last night. He was so bad, a bloke in a wheelchair got up and walked out."

"I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once."

"Change is always hard.... Especially when a jar of it falls on your head."

"GF texted me that her ex wants to get her back. So I texted, ""I care for you. Don't do this"". I'm still working on what to reply to my GF."

"I dont have sex on the first date unless it's an option"

"With great power comes Greater difficulty in factorizing the polynomial."

"Why were the bakers hands brown? Because he kneeded a poo"