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Joke of the Day

"(From my 7 year old) Why should you never give Queen Elsa a balloon? Because she'll just let it go."

"I'm not saying my wife's a fat,...... I'm not saying my wife's a fat, greedy bitch, but she's just cleaned the cooker with two fucking slices of bread."

"I could never learn the alphabet as a kid. problems with the x..."

"What do you call a slutty egg? Over easy!"

"Why doesn't Dubai screen 'The Flintstones'? Because Abu Dhabi doooo."

"Q: What county in Ireland hates ""South Park?"" A: Killkenny."

"A panic attack is hearing your teens laughing in another room at the same time you can't find your phone."

"Pyramid schemes... Wrong on so many levels"

"Man and a duck... ...walk into a bar. ""ouch"" ""quack"""

"Islam is a religion of piece. There's a piece of you over there, a piece over there, another over there.."