192009
Joke of the Day
"Got head from a Midget last night... I guess you could say I was blown out of proportion..."
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"Can't wait for ""Watch Where You're Going, Dummies"" Ricky Gervais' new show where he laughs at blind people crossing a busy street."
"Took my girlfriend to the ice cream factory and she fell into the gelato machine She's a sore bae now."
"Short rabbi joke As I'm walking with a rabi I ask him, Me: so do you charge a lot for you circumcisions? Rabbi: no I just keep the tips"
"You know what they say when you gamble with Chinese food, you dim sum, you lose some."
"What's the difference between dreams and memes? I haven't given up on my memes yet"
"Did you Hear About the Paper Joke? It was tear-ible"
"Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird? It's ill-eagle"
"How can complex numbers be real if i's not real?"
"What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? On a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside."