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Joke of the Day

"What do you say when German secret police is bugging you? geSTAHPo!"

"Is it just me, or are birds really popular lately? I know several people who are having ""superb owl"" parties next month"

"How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin? She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* ""I'm out..."""

"I like my women like I like my wine Eight years old and locked up in a cellar"

"We've got people working on world peace, and I'm here wondering how I can swipe a piece of my patient's chocolate without her noticing."

"Boss: Read me one of your funny tweets Me: Not right now I'm working Boss: Bahahahaha tell me another one"

"How long does it take for a GNOME developer to take a shit? I don't know, how long until the next version of GNOME?"

"What's the difference between a hockey team and a New Jersey hooker? A hockey team showers after 3 periods."

"What's the difference between Reddit and Voat? Reddit doesn't constantly have reposts from the other site."

"Did you hear? The invisible man and the invisible woman just had a son. In all honesty, he's not much to look at"