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Joke of the Day
"Since married famous people often mix names, shouldn't Hillary and Bill's be... Hillbilly?"
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get some chicks. (nephew made this joke, he's 5 years old :o)"
"Two muffins are baking in the oven One muffin looks at the other and says, ""It's getting pretty hot in here"". The other muffin replies, ""HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN""!"
"If you're starved for time, eat a watch."
"What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested? Shot a black man."
"A speedo is just a man's way of saying ""not today girls""."
"Do you have small pox? Because your face looks kind apache!"
"Poop When you say the word ""poop"" you mouth makes the same motion as your butt hole when you poop. Same with diarrhea."
"What did the black student get on his SATs? Barbecue sauce"
"The best part about being thirty is that I'm finally old enough to play a high schooler in movies."