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Joke of the Day

"Which two farm animals are the dirtiest? Brown chicken brown cow.."

"Rick. Rick is a total lover of Pixar movies. He will lend you any title except for one. He is never gonna give you Up."

"What did Victoria say to Vancouver? I'll BC-ing you later."

"What does a jello shot and my dick have in common? They're both only meant to be consumed by dumb drunk chicks."

"I clicked on an ad for horny single women in my area and got a virus... It was chlamydia."

"When your bucket of KFC starts talking about the afterlife, that is some deep fried chicken."

"I had a really big shit the other day. It was a real pain in the ass."

"How do you call a woman with no boobs ? You dont."

"Seeing a guy in skinny jeans and wondering how his balls fit in there."

"Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 is Dec 25"