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Joke of the Day

"*deathbed* All that time wasted. When I could have been *looks at family* getting down to this... sick... beat *dies* *widow rolls eyes*"

"25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness. That's scary... It means 75% are running around untreated."

"Contrary to common belief, only 5.7 million Jews were killed during the Holocuast, for you see... the Nazis were known for rounding them up."

"What's a black mans' least favourite ice cream van? Mr Whippy."

"A Redditor walks into Reddit Restaurant... All of our servers are busy right now. Please try again in a minute."

"So scientists have invented a way to turn dolphins nearly invisible It's pretty neat, but I don't really see the porpoise."

"Did ya hear Fergie is pregnant? Told her husband she was 2000 and late"

"A naked woman robbed a bank.. Nobody could remember her face."

"Had to Return the Sensitive Toothpaste I bought yesterday... It couldnt take a joke!"

"What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire"