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"I've just started a band. Were called Missing Cat might of even seen the posters for us."
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"Open Mike Night sounded like a lot of fun... ... Until I realized I'd been invited to an autopsy"
"So.. I woke my gf up with oral sex this morning -Oh wicked, what'd she say? -Thtoph, thtoph!"
"Why didn't Johnny Depp get an Oscar nod for Black Mass? The nominee pool was Whitey-nough already"
"I am a kid at heart and a 52 year old coal miner at liver."