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Joke of the Day
"My parallel parking skills are unparalleled."
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"Whats the difference between acne and a Priest? Acne doesn't cum on a boys face until he is 13."
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"This post is NSFW Jim brought a sword into the office."
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"Two men walk into a bar.... ...the third one sees this and ducks."
"I have a few chemistry jokes I'm just afraid they won't get a good reaction."
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