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Joke of the Day

"My parallel parking skills are unparalleled."

"Soon after we find out Bruce Jenner wants to be a woman, he gets into a car wreck Really getting into character I see"

"Why are redneck murders so hard to solve? Because all the DNA matches and there's no dental records."

"How do triangles communicate? Sin language"

"I can't believe it's almost 2012 & there isn't a prenatal test to find out if you're gonna have one of those kids who's really into magic."

"Why didn't the motorcycle want to go for a ride? It was two tired..."

"My signature move is falling in love with a beautiful girl, then giving her really good advice on how to date someone else."

"A liberal is just a conservative that hasn't been mugged yet."

"What did the Hungarian say to the annoying kid? ""You're nothing budapest!"""

"If your uncle Jack, helped you off a horse, Would you help your uncle jack off a horse?"