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Joke of the Day

"Jerry Sandusky was actually a pretty successful coach... ... he turned many tight ends into wide receivers."

"I came online to watch porn and start arguements And I'm typing this with my left hand."

"Cat got your tongue? Frog in your throat? Monkey on your back? Butterflies in your stomach? You may be dead in a field."

"What do you get when you eat Peanut Butter with Baked Beans? A fart that sticks to the roof of your ass."

"A sitcom about teen girl aliens called UFOMG."

"Reddit is like a whirlpool... Once it sucks you in you cannot escape."

"What was the pedophile doing on the beach? Just kidding"

"Q: What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables? A: He threw away their wheelchairs! "

"ME: *brings my mom to a knife fight* MOM: *shouting* use your words! MOM: *chasing knife fighters away with a broom* I know your mothers!"

"Why can't Santa play in the NBA? He has a no-trade Claus"