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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Santa play in the NBA? He has a no-trade Claus"
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"Why do Jews hate seeing 10 dollar bills? Because they know they cant have them because HAMiltons aren't kosher Source: Me; a Jew"
"Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us? Why do we have to do all the work?"
"Guy: Wanna go out? Girl: I have a boyfriend. Guy: It's just like soccer, just because theres a goalie doesnt mean you cant score."
"What's the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws; and the other is a pause at the end of a clause."
"What did the cannibal get when he arrived late for dinner? The cold shoulder!"
"If girl is with you - Restaurant Bill If girl is far from you - Mobile bill If girl is separated from you - Than Bar Bill. Moral - No Girl - No Bills!"
"A girl phoned me the other day and said ""Come on over, there's nobody home."" I went over. Nobody was home"
"I have to poop like the Joker... really, really bad."
"So there we were, 2 vs 100. We prepared our attack and started off strong... Killed 'em both."