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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Santa play in the NBA? He has a no-trade Claus"
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"I like my coffe like I like my slaves Free."
"Where do all the good boys go to hide away? r/cringepics Based off Daya's song ""Hide Away"""
"Where did the hamburger go to dance? The Meatball"
"What do the pizza delivery guy and the gynecologist have in common? They both can smell it, but can't eat it."
"What do you call a shaggy terrorist ? Mr. Boombastic"
"hello 911 ""whats your emergency"" there's someone in my home ""are you safe?"" it's a girl ""do you like her"" *starts twirling hair* I dont know"
"The dictator forced everyone to work in the butter industry. Some men just want to watch the world churn."
"OH SHIT! I just ran over an emo kid! Quick! How do you tell if theyre dead on the outside, too?!"
"Pokemon Go has taught us that there's a disturbing number of dead bodies just laying around everywhere"