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Joke of the Day
"Q: What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables? A: He threw away their wheelchairs! "
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"""I wish some random guy from India would DM me!"" -no girl, ever"
"HOH HOH HOH It's a wet joke"
"I'm selling shirts for armless people called Ampu-T's."
"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but only if the light bulb wants to change."
"Why do christians avoid trigonometry ? because there is alot of sin going on."
"Why do the Lanisters have such big beds? Because they push 2 twins together to make a king."
"I went to a psychic today. Ended up accidentally breaking her crystal ball. It cost me a fortune."
"Joke I just heard from a drunken asshole Man: why does your pussy taste like spinach Woman: because I just ate pop eyes"
"A cure has been found for homosexuality. Lip balm you rub it on your arsehole and it keeps the chaps away."