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Joke of the Day

"People that start a sentence with ""Now I'm not trying to be rude"" are either about to be rude, or about to sing Ignition by R Kelly."

"I always make sure to buy high quality toilet paper... If you get the cheap stuff, you'll pay for it in the end."

"What do you call an unwanted sext? A molext."

"Spelling error to avoid: ""Biden"" is the name of the Vice President, ""bidet"" is your butt-washer."

"Some guy named Rand McNally printed out a bunch of Google maps and sells them at gas stations. Weird."

"Gordon Ramsay rejected all the photos taken to showcase his latest menu ... ... they were formatted RAW"

"Know the best part about dead baby jokes? They never get old..."

"Joke my friends told me. So I asked this Jewish girl for her number. She rolled up her sleeve"

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A Megasoreass."

"What were Marco Rubio's first words? ""Hello, World!"""