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Joke of the Day
"How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Hand the bitch a shovel"
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"What do you call an overpriced and overhyped game? No Man's Sky."
"Remember when we spent an entire year learning cursive? That's why the other countries are winning."
"There was a water fight at our local park today... ...and I won!!! Nobody is a match for me and my kettle!"
"When does a lawyer make coffee? When he has sufficient grounds"
"If she didn't reply to any of your 20 texts, she probably doesn't have good cell service. Definitely don't stop texting her"
"none of the animals i designed and invented are at the zoo. do they even check the suggestion box"
"What's Beethoven up to these days? Decomposing"
"my husband...just pointed out d new strands of hair growing under my chin..... someones not getn laid tonight."
"The sushi at my local deli is to die of."