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Joke of the Day
"So I got caught copying my friends test in class... I think the teacher heard my Xerox machine."
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"newfie joke How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves? He fell out of the tree"
"I saw a motorcycle with a broken windscreen And I thought ""that's not fairing too well."""
"Q: What kind of snake is good at math? A: An adder."
"I thought about another woman while having sex with my wife so to make up for it... I thought of my wife while having sex with another woman."
"All I'm saying is that Miley Cyrus was on the Disney Channel and had her clothes on when Bush was president. Thanks, Obama."
"True story I was listing all the TV shows I like to a friend. When I got to ""Psych"", he thought I was just kidding about all the previous shows."
"Half the fun of buying your child a piece-of-shit knock off game system is how mad they get when you refer to it as a ""Playstation""."
"Mosquitos are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood."
"What was the name of the pharao that screwed everything up? Ineptitut."