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Joke of the Day

"Joe Jackson is the first father in history to successfully beat the black out of his son. http://i.imgur.com/AbZiowN.jpg"

"""Musically,I was inspired by the fax machine."" - Nicki Minaj"

"Patriots 2015 Super Bowl Champion *"

"Cows How does a farmer count cows? On a cowculater :D:D (ya its crap)"

"Everyone talks about roses on a piano... I just want tulips on my organ."

"Call me crazy, but I kinda like the way people look with their lips cut off"

"Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork. Patient: That's because you've got your hand on my watch!"

"Little Jewish Boy A little jewish boy comes up to his father and asks for 40 dollars for a school field trip. His father looks down at him and says ""30 dollars, what do you need 30 dollars for?"""

"What's the difference between your dad and this joke? This joke will be back someday"

"When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty"