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Joke of the Day
"What are snails trying to do? Their best"
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"My friend said I didn't understand irony... Which is ironic because we were standing in a bus stop at the time."
"Fred: Where does the new kid come from? Harry: Alaska. Fred: Don't bother - I'll ask her myself."
"Internet Explorer"
"Those kids in Sudan would complain a lot less if they knew I struggled every day with having old people hands."
"Got disoriented and walked into the wrong classroom. Didn't want to look stupid so I just went ahead and switched majors."
"Patron: Waiter why is there a spider in my glass? Waiter: It scares away the flies."
"My Sergeant told us to ""fire at will""... It's kind of a shame. I liked that guy."
"Oh, Ed! They should come up with something like Uber, but with horseback riding... Maybe call it Wilbur?"
"How do you know Jesus is okay with gays? Because he had two dads"