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Joke of the Day
"Jews rated their trip to Auschwitz... They all gave it one star."
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"a future joke: A Hispanic cop pulls over a white guy... white guy- ""Why not you stop bugging us minorities and go back to gardening"""
"Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit."
"My ex sent me a text saying ""please delete my number..."" I sent one back saying ""who's this?"""
"What's the one good thing about a pedophile? They drive slow through school zones."
"[Baby trying to say first words] Baby: b..bu Me: cmon son Baby: bu..bu..s Wife: Yes sweetheart Baby: Bush did 9/11 Me[tearing up]: He knows"
"Cocaine I tried and failed to use cocaine. It kept falling off the mirror in the bathroom."
"Kids are fun to be around. Then they start kicking, screaming, drooling, crying, fighting and then you're just grateful they're not yours."
"A man is at a job interview Interviewer: it says here you had a 4 year gap in your resume Man: I went to Yale Interviewer: Your hired Man: Wow I finally got a yob"
"How does a guy prove he's tough? He jogs home after his vasectomy. . Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer."