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Joke of the Day

"Who was Mako Mori's existentialist monk brother? Memento."

"If abortion is murder, then are condoms kidnapping..."

"A couple years ago my therapist told me I had problems letting go of the past."

"Some people don't realize how grateful they should be that I'm not allowed to carry a sword in public."

"Sunscreen isn't very effective... It didn't protect Steve Irwin from harmful Rays"

"My brother just threw a carton of milk at me wtf , how dairy"

"What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton? You gotta be chitin me!"

"Did you hear about the Leper going for the masturbation world record? Eventually he pulled it off!"

"I would never cheat in a relationship Because that would require two people to find me attractive."

"Things I Hate: slow internet connection and monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday and half of friday."