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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the new protagonist in Mass effect 4? It's Commander Lamb. (From a friend of mine... Told it to me while we were in a party chat)"

"What ghost is handy in the kitchen? A recipe spook."

"Where does the pirate put his ear ring? In his buccaneer."

"Theres this one word I always stumble on when I try to remember it.... oh yeah, the word is forget."

"Why do people call their weed the Koran? Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned"

"What is the greatest intermolecular force of all time? Dipole, dipole, dipole, dipole, and dipole!"

"The orgy I hosted last night was a real letdown. Nobody came."

"I made a joke at the US-Mexico border jajajajajajahahahaha"

"Looking for a flexible babysitter. My girlfriend only does missionary."

"My internet was down for 5 minutes today So I went downstairs and spoke to my family. They seem like nice people."