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Joke of the Day
"It looks like bathroom tai chi but it's me trying to trigger the automatic paper towel dispenser."
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"What do you call a gay person on rollerskates rolaids"
"Job Interview I was being interviewed for a new job. They asked me to use three words to describe myself. So I answered, ""lazy."""
"Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees? The Germans like shade"
"Superman: I hate your Bat Cave! I can't get cell service Batman: Your carrier sucks Superman: Oh yeah, who do you use? Batman: Bat Mobile"
"Roses are red....violets are blue I'm using my hand... But I'm thinking of you."
"A thief, a child molester and a priest walk into a bar He orders a drink"
"What do you call a pregnant nun who cycles to church everyday? No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know."
"What do you call these cats? What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain."
"Which Pokemon trainer does Scyther hate the most? Red"