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Joke of the Day
"Where did little annie go after the explosion? Everywhere!!"
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"""What's taking the pharmacist so long? It's just one prescription"" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*"
"*hits bong* *abuses bong* *bong calls bong protection agency* *bong custody taken* *bong put in foster home* *bong misses old life*"
"I assume the #1 reason people change their identity is b/c they answered ""You too"" when the barista said ""Enjoy your bagel."""
"What's black, white and red all over? A newspaper."
"What do you call a midget with a dildo on backwards? Shrimp cocktail."
"Drank orange juice right after brushing my teeth so I think I know what death feels like."
"[OC] What is the gay community's favourite type of question? Queries."
"Me: looks like taco bells closed, sign says short staff Dad: well damnit! They should have hired taller people!!"
"What's so good about having sex with 28 year olds? You get to do it 20 times because all of the reposts."