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Joke of the Day
"What's black, white and red all over? A newspaper."
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"Whats a famous piece of shit, that hates mexicans? Tronald Dump"
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"When I was a teenager, I tried to throw out all my boardgames... My parents were mad that I was throwing my Life away."
"Hits rock bottom. *adds Geologist to resume"
"What do you call a fish that stands out? Out of plaice."
"once I asked my dad if we could plant a bread tree in the yard & later that night I overheard him & my mom talking about ""sending me back"""