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Joke of the Day

"I assume the #1 reason people change their identity is b/c they answered ""You too"" when the barista said ""Enjoy your bagel."""

"Why did Blackbeard cross the road? To indicate where the treasure is buried."

"What's the difference between a dead baby and my ex-girlfriend? There isn't one..."

"Why were people in the Twin Towers so upset? They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane"

"Even in the Olympics, women's basketball is un-watchable."

"When you criticize a person, walk a mile in his shoes... then you'll be a mile away and in his shoes."

"After my wife died, I haven't been able to look at other women for 10 years... But now that I'm out of prison I can honestly say that it was worth it."

"I like my women like I like my whisky... 22 years old and mixed with coke."

"Heard about the Berlin Comedy Club in the 1940s? It was Nazi time for Holocaust jokes."

"I'm so smart, I've got more brains than... Kurt Cobain's ceiling"