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Joke of the Day
"My goal weight is for it not to look like I'm having a stroke when I yawn."
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"Enough with the North Korea jokes guys, Seriousry they aren't funny!"
"The wife wants me to be a doctor in our sex role playing. So I guess I'll make her wait an hour, then send her to a specialist"
"If the Pope dies, does this means he got a promotion or he got fired?"
"Hey everyone in a play pretending to drive a car - stop steering so much."
"Kanye and Kim name their first child North West... ....in hopes that it will one day be the lead singer for One Direction"
"My mum brought a stepladder home yesterday, but it's just not the same as my REAL ladder."
"What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say? ""Argh it's driving me nuts!"""
"Thomas Jefferson on cable TV news: ""The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers."""
"Sure I get excited when he unzips his pants. I'm pretending it's the sound of his body bag."