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Joke of the Day

"If the Pope dies, does this means he got a promotion or he got fired?"

"have you ever wondered why stephen hawkins is in a wheelchair it's because he was getting smart with Chuck Norris"

"I don't answer unexpected knocks on the door in case it's the beginning of a very polite Zombie Apocalypse."

"Spiderman is just another guy who ends up with sticky hands and covered in white stuff after being on the web."

"I like my women like I like my news... Without an opinion"

"Im not sure whats so 'outstanding' about this bill? It seems pretty ordinary to me."

"Baby, let's configure our hard drives in master and slave position."

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick into your mouth."

"1. Cover elevator floor with glue. 2. Put ring on floor. 3. Wait for someone to kneel and get stuck. 4. ""Yes, yes, a thousand times yes!"""

"Snooker is like sex. The pink is more valuable than the brown."