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Joke of the Day

"Why do bicycles fall over? Because they are two tired."

"Don't judge a German tourist until you've walked a mile in his socks/sandals combo."

"Did you hear about the band the hipster liked? No, no you didn't."

"Most black 15 year-olds in this country are decent, law abiding citizens. It's their kids who cause all the trouble."

"How many Mexicans do you need working in the kitchen? Just Juan."

"How about the No Bucket Challenge? Basically you just give a charity some money and don't tell anyone about it."

"Did you hear the one about the girl with a seashell tattoo on her inner thigh? If you put your ear up next to it, you can smell the ocean."

"What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller? ""Curses! Foil again!"""

"There was this ancient pagan ritual where they would hit the ground with sticks and shout out. Today we call it golf."

"Blonde Vs Brunette LoLxx Blonde: ""What does IDK stand for?"" Brunette: ""I don't know."" Blonde: ""OMG, nobody does!"""