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Joke of the Day
"Don't judge a German tourist until you've walked a mile in his socks/sandals combo."
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"I hate the word ""chicks"". Can we politely call them LADIES. Women, please.. Ladies nuts on your chin ;)))))))"
"Hooking up with your ex is a great way to reassure yourself that dying alone wouldn't be the worst thing in the world."
"Its such a beautiful day to stay inside and tweet about what a beautiful day it is out there."
"ME (tousling his hair): You got a girlfriend? 8 YEAR-OLD: Yeah ME (grabbing him by the collar): How. How did you do it"
"I like my woman like I like my coffee... Smuggled in a sack from Colombia"
"What is the reason for short people temper? They are closer to hell."
"What kind of cake stops blowjobs? (NSFW) Weddding Cake"
"What do you call a polish guy on a boat? A fishing pole"
"*Japanese Zen garden tour* Guide: It's important to be quiet & not disturb the- *Me from back eating huge bag of chips*: DUDE WE CANT HEAR U"