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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the one about the girl with a seashell tattoo on her inner thigh? If you put your ear up next to it, you can smell the ocean."

"Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most? Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!"

"What do you do when a chemist dies? You barium"

"We always bought our cars used, this one was as black as the night- -that is, until we washed it!!!"

"Received a call from a recruitment consultant. She said to me: ""Sir I have two openings for you...!"" I replied : Yes. I know .There was a long silence and then she hung up."

"Something, something, camouflage. Lol. No one is commenting because they are pretending they can't see my post. That's so Meta."

"I did a terrible job preparing for my Blue Man Group audition and boy is my face red"

"Sorry I picked up your pug and ran him in for a touchdown."

"I was suppose to write a sodium joke... But Na"

"What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? The first is a super hero, the second is a simple command."