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Joke of the Day
"What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller? ""Curses! Foil again!"""
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"Your mum is soooo Dark that when she puts lipstick on she looks like... Knight Rider!"
"Want to hear a funny joke? Civil Rights. For Anyone."
"What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza? Little Caesars http://imgur.com/QdWVk4r"
"TIFU when I deleted my gym membership, hit my lawyer, & posted it to Facebook."
"What does the right kidney say to the left one when he is mad at the other? Don't make me stone you to death.."
"What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Neville Chamberlain? Neville Chamberlain takes a weekend in the country. Adolf Hitler takes a country in the weekend. (First told circa 1938)"
"Three rifles walk into a bar... ... and one of them was assault."
"How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to go to the corner."
"who called it a dinosaur rap battle instead of a reptile diss function"