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Joke of the Day
"What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller? ""Curses! Foil again!"""
Next Joke
"I'm going to name my child Dick.. It rolls straight off the tip of my tongue."
"Isn't the smell of defeat... ...the smell of de socks?"
"Ricky sent SMS to his BOSS: ""Me sick, no work"" Boss SMS back: ""When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"" 2 hours later Ricky sms 2 boss: ""Me ok, ur wife very sweet"""
"Yur mom is so fat When she blow her nose chicken nuggets come out."
"What's the difference between a bag of coke and a baby? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of coke fall out of the window."
"Why couldn't the fun guy go in the elevator? There wasn't mush-room."
"Your mama is so ugly She fell into a gorilla exhibit and got shot."
"What's the Craziest Place You Ever Made Whoopee? That'd have to be in the Butt, Bob."
"Putting my grades up for adoption... Because I can't raise them."