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Joke of the Day

"Where does dubious pasta come from? The spaghetto. I can't take all the credit, however: I heard the word from [this](http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xdp4k/the_gaydar/c5lnkep) guy"

"I like my coffee how I like my women... Quiet."

"If I get a penny for every racist joke I make.. Black people would rob me."

"Packing my daughter's prom kit...lip gloss, stun gun, pepper spray, switchblade, and I've uploaded all 5 seasons of Teen Mom to her iPhone."

"How do you get down from an elephant? You don't, you get down from a duck"

"Why it is important that you grow mustaches? So that when you lick pussy they absorb the acids and therefore protect your teeth from falling off."

"How do you chip thin ice off a window? You bust a rime."

"Me: I need a raise Secretly-an-Alien Manager: Yes, it is good to, want to exchange labor for the right amount of delicious green rectangles"

"I had to break up with my Chinese girlfriend... An hour after eating her, I was horny again."

"Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key."