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Joke of the Day
"Adolf Hitler wrote a book about his life with Ava Braun. He called it Mein Kunt."
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"When a cop eats bacon is it considered cannibalism?"
"The road to Hell is paved with everything that feels like Heaven."
"My girlfriend thinks she has syphilis.. I keep telling her it's all in her head."
"Next time someone says ""Thanks!"" reply: ""You're welx!"". It's a cool new abbreviation I made up you can use. Make sure to attribute it to me."
"My penis isn't small. It's ""artisanal."""
"Pick something up. You just applied more force on that object than the gravity of an entire planet. Earth, do you even lift?"
"[meeting at round table] ""King Arthur, if I may?"" ""Go ahead."" ""Castles but bouncier."" ""Bouncy castles?"" ""But you gotta take your shoes off."""
"What's the difference between a dog and a fox? A few more beers."
"When people ask how I got the latest movies on my computer.. I respond by telling them my lovely bay with hella booty gives them to me.arggg"