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Joke of the Day

"Robin Williams was found dead in his house. The police suspect arson, but I doubtfire. Source: http://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/2dacn8/no/cjnr8i8"

"Did you guys see the new $12 bill? I can't believe they put Harriet Tubman on it!"

"Now's a good time to change your facebook name to ""Nobody,"" so when you click like on ignorant statuses it says, ""Nobody likes this."""

"Opinions are like assholes... if you get paid to share your opinion with the masses, you probably have a pretty big opinion."

"What do you call a fish with 27 eyes? Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish"

"Chuck Norris joke, cause it's been a while Chuck Norris pull the pin in a grenade, threw it, killed 50 men, and then the grenade exploded."

"Why did Al Gore get a nipple ring? Cuz he heard Bush got a Dick Cheney."

"I once entered ten puns in a comedy competition hoping one would win. But, no pun in ten did."

"I don't think any of us would have made it to a life boat on Titanic."

"What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on? It twerked."